Every morning I fly into the sky and gallop through the air on my galactic space pony, spreading non-badness and tiny boxes of fresh air throughout the universe except that I’m not supposed to cross the street.

Every morning I fly into the sky and gallop through the air on my galactic space pony, spreading non-badness and tiny boxes of fresh air throughout the universe except that I’m not supposed to cross the street.

This is why we have time limits on parking.

This is why we have time limits on parking.

Couch surfing.

Couch surfing.

Gun it, dude!

Gun it, dude!

Thrust your stick into the spokes of life.

Thrust your stick into the spokes of life.

You should hear my bike.

You should hear my bike.

Why you should always wear a cup.

Why you should always wear a cup.

How do I do what I want when what I want is not wanting to?

How do I do what I want when what I want is not wanting to?