gryffin-dyke: i just brought what i had at home i hope it’s enough

Enough for a week maybe.
But thanks! Excellent! That’s what I’m talking about, Tumblrinas! You are Tumblrrific! Keep it coming. Clean out your dope drawer and send the dregs to my inbox.

Let me know if you need a receipt.

Thank you. Just what I needed. 

ATTENTION: anyone who has extra drugs, please send them to my inbox.

Yepper-diddly-doo, my califragilistic-diddlyocious brodooddlyother!

Spongebob Methpants.

RESULTS OF SPECIFIC DRUGS IN PARTICULAR SITUATIONS

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Which drugs are good?
Which drugs are bad?
Ask your mom or ask your dad.

Mine liked meth.

People are always warned “Don’t date a musician!”
They say we’re just attention-seeking drunk junkies who stay up all night and sleep around.
That’s just ignorant.
No matter what—after getting drunk and performing a show and getting more drunk and doing coke and meth and pot to take the edge off and fucking long lines of groupies, friends, and people I think somehow accidentally got into the wrong line—I always come home to whoever I’m hooking up with at the time.

The effects of LSD and alcohol on trees.

I stopped doing drugs because of what it did to my friends.
It made them look really weird.

Spongebob on drugs.

Is there anything I can take to make me stop taking things?

BASS PLAYERS: 
The amount of drugs you bring to band practice has got to stop!

You need to bring enough for everyone.

Moderation is very important.
I tried cocaine once.
For about ten years. 
And I didn’t really do any. 
I just liked smelling it.