I KNEW IT!  It’s the LOLs: the Little Old Ladies—the ones who work right next to the copy room and turn up the thermostat to 98 and wear sweaters even during summer and bring carob Rice Krispie Treats and individually wrapped Cheetos to office birthdays! I KNEW IT! Those whirring sounds aren’t pacemakers! It’s the LOL borgs!

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Borgtype ###32 prepares to perform an Iron Cross. 

Lawn:  you’re going down.

I KNEW IT!  It’s the LOLs: the Little Old Ladies—the ones who work right next to the copy room and turn up the thermostat to 98 and wear sweaters even during summer and bring carob Rice Krispie Treats and individually wrapped Cheetos to office birthdays! I KNEW IT! Those whirring sounds aren’t pacemakers! It’s the LOL borgs!

Fear the housekeeper.

Hmmmm….I wonder what this START ROBOT ATTACK button does?

I spend a lot of my time not going berserk.

Caught in a trap made out of me.

I am a giant blue Blowtar.
We are a sad fish and hate rush hour traffic.

Get ready for the butchest sunrise you’ll ever see…

Still Life With Boy, Robot, and Huge Norelco Electric Razor Bug.

It’s booted up!  It’s BOOTED UUUP!!!

I used to do a lot of bot-boinking until I heard certain chop shops were installing rotary lawn mowers just to be funny.